"what are you going to do with a degree in english?" /offended by your tone, pablo neruda descends from the heavens/ /with a few lines of poetry, he seduces your girlfriend/ /then there is a flash of light and the strumming of a thousand acoustic guitars/ /pablo is gone/
—me expressing disbelief, anger, sympathy or shock (via lastisle)
fancast: natalie dormer as my girlfriend
O MY FUCKG GOD
who just sits down and thinkss im gonna mash up an overly popular gorrilaz song from almost ten years and that one fish from spongebob where squidward fucked up everyones food orders… everyone will love that everyone will love this edit i made where that fish is 2D everyone will choose to put this on their blog and why did i actually love this and give in, why am i sucked into this. i hate the person i’ve become. fuck this website
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore